1. When Rajini Kanth throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Rajini Kanth declares are of infinite size, because Rajini Kanth knows no bounds.
3. Rajini Kanth doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Rajini Kanth writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Rajini Kanth can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Rajini Kanth doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Rajini Kanth’s first program was kill -9.
8. Rajini Kanth burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #Rajini and #Kanth for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Rajini’s (he just lets you use it).
11. Rajini Kanth can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Rajini Kanth can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Rajini Kanth knows is God Object.
14. Rajini Kanth finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Rajini Kanth for estimations…ever.
16. Rajini Kanth doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Rajini Kanth.
18. Whiteboards are white because Rajini Kanth scared them that way.
19. Rajini Kanth doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Rajini Kanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Rajini Kanth’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Rajini Kanth can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Rajini Kanth doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Rajini Kanth’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Rajini Kanth.
25. When Rajini Kanth is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.
Note: This is a copied joke (Originally from Chuck Norris jokes).. Anyway, I found it applicable to our super star as well. All in good humor. Not meant to insult anyone.. Cheers!
